- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man was shot. He died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

My mom

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Women's Rights

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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