what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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