- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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