- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What comes after 69? 70

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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