But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Once, I went to Peru.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

You idiot.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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