- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Justin with a hat.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Please ignore this statement.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead