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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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