- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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