- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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