- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

The Big Band Theory

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!