- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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