What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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