A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

You should read the Terms of Service.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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