Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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