- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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