- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

j.p. is dumb

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man died.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

okay so theres this guy.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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