- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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