Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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