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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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