- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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