- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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