Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

hi

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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