- Anti Joke

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"