- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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