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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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