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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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