What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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