- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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