What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

black chicken. kfc

Adam Chebali is awesome

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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