- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's brown and sticky A stick

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

knock knock go away

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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