- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

black chicken. kfc

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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