Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Golf.

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Hail Hitler

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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