- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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