rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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