- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a person who will soon die of beeties

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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