- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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