What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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