- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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