why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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whats white jizz

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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