An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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