- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A guy at a baseball game....

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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