- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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