- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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