a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do I hate? people

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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