Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Anti Joke

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