- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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