- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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