- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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