Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I named my son ps2 controller

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Charlie Sheen

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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