Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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this is not a drill.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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