- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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