A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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