Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What happened to the fish? It drowned

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Lololol

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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