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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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