- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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