Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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