what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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