What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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think twice or at least think

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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WNBA

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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