- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

i'm hard

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I wrote a funny joke.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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