- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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