What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Phew... it's gone.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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