Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

360 NO SCOPE

A muslim paints Mohammed

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

SHUT UP JP

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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