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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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