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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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