- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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