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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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