- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

You should read the Terms of Service.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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