Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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