- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

black people swimming

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

New mission: refuse this mission

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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