- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A pope meets another one

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

united we sit, cause we're fat

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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