Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Dude man, I'm high...

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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