Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

You are joking right?

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Kameron Brown is gay.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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