two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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