What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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