- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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