- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

bangers and mash?

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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