- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Kevin and Ramin

penis. nuff said.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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