- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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