why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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hi mom

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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whats white jizz

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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