How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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