- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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