- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A blonde dies Lololol

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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knock knock go away

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