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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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