Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

think twice or at least think

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

WNBA

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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