- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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