A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Steve Jobs is alive.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Dude man, I'm high...

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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