- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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