Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Faithful men.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

No antijoke here.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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