Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

scraggle is in you pillow case

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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