What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Choir.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Guest what? Dog

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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