- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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