- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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