- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

You having friends.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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