- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Emily Walker.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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