A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Robert Mugabe.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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