Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

this website is a bad joke

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

No your aunties a joke

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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