- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

whats a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do black people eat? Food.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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