- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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