- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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