- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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