- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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