A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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