what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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