Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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PICKLES

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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