Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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