What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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someone called someone else a frog

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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whats white jizz

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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