- Anti Joke

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...