- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Obama = ebola

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick