What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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YOU

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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poo

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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