A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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lol

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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