What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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human centipede

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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