Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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