- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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