- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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