q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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