- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

can you pass the soap?

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Justin Bieber

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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