- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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