What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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