- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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