EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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No

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Anti Joke

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