how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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poop

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the NAACP

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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