Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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