- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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