- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What's funny? Women's rights.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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