- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

WNBA

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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