A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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