Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Everybody will die

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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