- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I'm so punny.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

YOLO You only like Oreos

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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