- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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