Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

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