- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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