A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A gay man watches football.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

homosexual rights to marriage

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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