Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Pain Olympics.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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