- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Dwarf Shortage

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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