- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Kameron Brown is gay.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

white or wheat? wheat please.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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