I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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