- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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