Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What comes after 69? 70

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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