Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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A lot eh?

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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