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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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