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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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