How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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