- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Where are you going Your house

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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