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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A dancer walks into a barre

Face...tastes like chicken!

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a duck?

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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