Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

I have a really funny joke.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's stupid a light bulb.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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