Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

my egg roll

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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