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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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