- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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