Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Potassium? K.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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