- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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