why does the man appear fat he is

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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