- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Diarrhea

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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