Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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