What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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