- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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