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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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