- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A guy walks into a bar

Women outside of the kitchen.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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