your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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