- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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