- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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