- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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