Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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