What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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haha

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A storm be brewin!

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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