- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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