What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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