man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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