Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Antijokes...

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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