two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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