- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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