Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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