- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

cory

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Womens rights

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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