Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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poopy is poopy

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Anti Joke

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