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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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