Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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