- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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