What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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