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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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