knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

whats gay and american? a gay american

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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