How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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