Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

. . I am a whale

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Your Mom The End.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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