Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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