- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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