Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Katy Perry

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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richard is fag

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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