How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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