- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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