Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Obama = ebola

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

womens rights

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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