- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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