- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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