- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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