- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a black man? A person

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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