- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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