Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Antijokes...

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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