What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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