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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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