- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Men's rights

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Golf.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I'm Polish.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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