roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

who is not good looking? mon morello

a man checks his mypsace

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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