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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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