- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Golf.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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