- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

bite me

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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