What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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womens rights

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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