- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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