Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Anti Joke

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