What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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anus

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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