Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

why am I writing this...im bored

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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