- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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