- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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