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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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