Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

salad days!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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