- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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