- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Jimmy Saville

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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