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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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