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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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