Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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