He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

sky silverstein

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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