- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

So FDR walks into a bar.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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