- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

the economy.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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