Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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