2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

irish man drinking john smiths

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

roses are red violets should be purple

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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