- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I have a really funny joke.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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