- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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