A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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