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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

antonis sister is mighty fine

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

I'm Polish.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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