- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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