- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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