- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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