- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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