- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Women's Rights

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Eric is gay Ha

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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