Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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