My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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