Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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