- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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